8/28/08 UPDATE: It has to be said that Hill's convention speech (above; via) was unequivocal and right on the money, and today she moved everyone to tears with a class act. But the speech-o-tron below is fun nonetheless.
via 23/6:
Hillary Clinton is campaigning for Barack Obama (and now Biden), but her heart is apparently not in it. At a rally in Boca Raton lask week, she did little to convince her supporters that they should switch their allegiance to Obama. Observed one Clinton fan, "It was a platonic type of endorsement... She's just doing what she's supposed to be doing."
Is Hillary coming to your hometown? Enjoy her tepid speech in advance! Read our Hillary Clinton's Thinly Veiled Loathing for Obama speech-o-tron:
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It is a pleasure to be here in the great state of , campaigning for the candidate for president, .
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Yes, it's true that had a tough primary. We fought the good fight and we . Many of you have not decided you will vote for in the upcoming election. Well, I'm here to say please Senator Obama.
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Since I out of the race, Senator Obama has been but gracious. His donors have generously my debt. In fact, yesterday, I called the Senator personally to say you. I think we all realize that a vote for John McCain is a vote for . The world survive a McCain presidency. So, what I'm saying is, vote for
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Now, if you'll indulge me one last time before the Democratic National in Denver... I'm , and I approve this message.
